My name is Jack Uthergand and I’m going to marry my kittens.
I don’t care about this New Jersey legislation and the gays marrying. Fine, let them marry, but what about me? I am deeply in love with my kittens and want to marry them, too. So I decided to do it myself.
Let me show you [...]
Entries from October 2006
October 27, 2006
I’m Going to Marry My Kittens
October 6, 2006
My Anti-Allergy Baby Makes Me Sneeze
Goddamn baby. I hate her. I ordered her through that new company, AllCleanBaby, where you pay $5,000 to get this supposedly allergen-free kid.
All my life, babies have made me sneeze, develop rashes and got me nauseated. When I heard about AllCleanBaby, I thought, heck, I’m single and retired. I got time to devote to a [...]
