About

The Ice Calf is an online blog-lication that freely comments, degrades, makes fun of and decries the every day human experience. We leave no stone unturned and prefer to use them to toss from our glass houses.

We hail from all over the U.S. and prefer to remain calm and anonymous. Someday, if we become rich and famous, we’ll design supercapes and storm important meetings just to leave donuts in our trail.

The Ice Calf makes up all names and events except in reference to public figures who are being made fun of. Any use of real names is entirely coincidental and by accident.

Have fun on The Ice Calf! We’re new, so be patient.

1 Comment

  • yawn.

    keep reading the onion, maybe if you try just retyping enough of their articles you might start to feel the rhythm and actually write something funny of your own.

    maybe.


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