Celebrities Fly Light with Luxury Suction

Keanu Reeves after three hours of Luxury Suction.
By Jonathan Kujlik
Hollywood, CA—The U.S. Department of Homeland Security may have eased up on restrictions of liquids, but celebrities often need to carry more gels, liquids and facial products than would fit into a one-quart bag.
“I never travel without my entire line of facial care, hair care, leg [...]

I Wipe My Butt with Spinach

I’m not ashamed to confess that I wipe my butt with the dark, leafy-green vegetable known as spinach. As a world-traveling professional, I don’t have time to deal with rough, scratchy paper. It’s passé, it’s bestial, it’s coarse.
I carry bagged spinach and save half for a salad and half for my butt. Spinach is superior [...]

Embryo Ice Cream

September 21, 2006—Hopetown, OH
Jen & Harry’s ice cream is known for its startlingly fresh and complex flavors. We thought last year’s winner, Scab, was the ultimate in gross, but delicious. But this year, they went over the top and have developed their newest stunner: Embryo!
The Ice Calf interviewed Ohio resident Gary Hopper about the controversial [...]