My Mommy Puts Me in the Freezer

Hi, my name is Maddy Eckler  and when I’m a bad girl, my mommy puts me in the freezer. At first, when I was little, I could fit into the kitchen freezer, but when I got too big, she made me go out to the garage’s big one.
It’s cold in there, but mommy says it [...]

Welcome to The Ice Calf

Where hitting below the belt is a daily experience! These columns will contain 100% of your full daily value of irreverance, complete idiocy and unabashed sassiness.
No moaning, bitching or whining allowed either. That’s reserved for our staff.
All right! Let the games begin.
—The staff at The Ice Calf